Hey kids, remember a few posts back when I referenced that snazzy Intel commercial starring Ajay Bhatt, co-inventor of the Universal Serial Bus (USB)? Guess what: We’ve all been duped! That wasn’t the real Ajay–it was an actor!

Here’s Conan O’Brian talking interviewing Mr. Bhatt:

Not even Conan O’Brien can craft this into an interesting interview.

I again reassert my opinion that the techies of the world make our world better, faster, and way cooler–but when interviewed make their miraculous inventions sound about as exciting as a colonosopy.