I don’t hate the iPhone. In fact, I think the iPhone is kind of cool.
I do, however, hate AT&T. Oh, I hate them. I hate them with a burning passionate hatred I reserve for child molesters, ax murderers, and Harley/metric cruiser riders who put loud pipes on their bikes and think they’re cooler than I am for doing so.
So naturally, when Big Red (a.k.a. Verizon Wireless) came out with their latest crop of commercials, I lauged my ass off:


November 9th, 2009 at 11:06 pm
Funny you should say that. When I first heard the ads that said “There’s a map for that.” I asked Sean how they could get away with such a blatant usurpation of a slogan. I also laughed, because I thought it was very clever. Diabolical, but cool as hell!
Also, this captcha stuff is getting old.
February 4th, 2010 at 11:46 am
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